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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 15:15
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Next, they tried...
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Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Is it harder to become a professor nowadays? If yes, why?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
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No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Still no good
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Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Then came..